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Permalink Reply by JESELLE DAYRIT on January 17, 2009 at 1:09am

LOVERS STORY....(originally,,,.ANO RAW?)


We' ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it's only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, "I hope you don't mine. Can I get your number?" Nag-worried ako. What if he doesn't give it back? He explained naman na it's so we could keep intact! Sabi ko, connect me if i'm wrong but are you are asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, du-uh ! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we'll go ouch na rin. Now, we're so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I'm 33 na and I'm running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you marriage me?" I'm in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it's four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor. Dahil it's not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I'm so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He's so supportive. Sabi niya, "Look at is this way. She's our of our lives." Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we'll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul.

I second emotion.

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Permalink Reply by Candy Diazes on January 17, 2009 at 1:25am

LOVERS STORY....(originally,,,.ANO RAW?) Part Two

I thought Jay's ex-girlfriend was really out of our lives. But heaven only
goes that I was wrong. Kakakasal pa lang namin nun when Jay received a
uninamous text. "Meet me at the clinic." I had a stinking feeling in my butt.

I told him not to go. It might in danger him. Pero sabi niya, ok lang daw
because life is what we make. Tumahimik lang ako. Sabi niya, "Penny for
you talks." But I didn't know what to say. Beggars can't be losers. Isa pa,
worried talaga ako na baka yung girl yun.

Jay said, "Can't got your tongue?" I tried to smile at him.Kahit di ako nagsalita, actions speak
louder than works, di ba? Be that as is may, umalis pa rin siya.

I was out of the loophole. After a few hours, I called him on his cellphone. But my
calls fell on Jeff's ears. Lalo akong nag-worry kasi I didn't even know Jeff.

Sabi na nga ba di na dapat umalis si Jay. That's what I'm talking about it.
So I tried calling some friends who will help me find Jay. That's
what friends are for naman di ba?

But I just faced a blank mall. I had to do this alone. Nag-taxi na lang ako.
Pero ang mahal na pala ng plug down rate.

When I got to the clinic, the security was really buffed up. Di
basta-basta makakapasok. So I said, "I beg your cordon. I'm patient. It's
my favorite virtue nga e." Nagduda yata yung isang guard. Hinawakan ako
sa arm. The nerd! I shouted, "Don't touch me not!"

Buti na lang the other guards were nice and said,
"Come on, let's join us." When I went inside,
parang I've been there, done there. Nung walang nakatingin, nag-explore
ako.

Nakarating ako sa top floor and I had a bird's IQ of the clinic. I could
not explain it but I was drawn to a room on the floor. Siguro Divine
Intermission na yun. Parang may narinig akong umuungol. I was thorn.

Di ko alam kung aalis ba ako o papasukin ko. It made me stick in the
stomach to think that Jay and his ex-girlfriend were there. I tried to tell myself to slower my
expectations. But to tell with it! I had to strike while the iron is not. I had to
hear the truth from the corpse's mouth.

I barraged in. O my gas! Si Jay, naka-strap sa operating table, parang genie pig sa isang nakakatakot na
experiment. He was on the cutting edge. He was bleeding. At ang doctor
na nagpapahirap sa kanya, ang ex-girlfriend niya at ang bago nitong
boyfriend, ang nurse na si Walter. Doon ko napatunayang blood is thicker
than Walter.

Guess watch? Di ko alam kung paano ko nagawa pero I was able to search
and rescue Jay. Siguro adrenaline brush na yun.

Now, he's recovering. Nag-sorry siya na hindi siya nakinig sa akin. I know
it's a better pill to swallow your pride so it's forgive and forget me not. All
swell that end swell. I know we should kiss and put on makeup.

Ang ex-girlfriend naman niya at si Walter, nakakulong na. Detention is really
better than cure. So the moral of the lesson is: if symptoms persist, insult
your doctor.

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Permalink Reply by JESELLE DAYRIT on January 17, 2009 at 8:23pm

A LOVERS STORY TRILOGY

DEAR DIARY,,,,

Haaay it was such a kilig day! nanuod kami ng concert ng black eye peas I’m so kinilig when he dance to the tune of Redarded. But then he trip over the installation cords, and the music was dead, all eyes were piercing stairs! We were ashame, so we bowed our heads and left the concert all at once! We just decide to eat at chowkin and he is so gallant, he said to the cashier, miss, itch okay, just keep the chain and then I think we ate too much fatty foods, he suddenly had a mindgrain , so we went to the doctor, the doctor said, he has berdigo, ay shocks! I was worry! But then the doctor said he only needs eyeglass, so there, we buy, ay haribulldog! The eyeglass is so expensive it’s mime west kasi, and then he almost forget his eyeglass at the counter, I have to rewind him pa!, haay naku, I said, I’m sure wala mang 1 weeks mai ispace yan! He just laughed his cute smile and said,,no, I will take care of my eyeglass just how I will take care of you…aaahhhhy! Parang I want to make himatay na over there with kilig, I’m so touching with his testament, parang namamagine ko na, my sweets cake is going to be a great hubby! I’m so exciting for the wedding date nah! I can’t wait for the day to I do! And to think, I almost did not forgave him when he cheat me on! All that was running on my head before was, How he dare? I made him circle my world and then he cheat me on? Its really hurts, I will revenge! But I remember the good time we have when we are okay, the sweet noddings, the time when he swipes off my tears, oh he just weeps my feet away! So I decide to give him a second chance, now you see? It’s true what they say, love is sweeter the sicken tie around! I really believe people can chain for the better…(cellphone beeps) .ahy, wait..he just sent me a tek message, he write…I love you more than Ever! See! I’m so lucky I have him, he is just so sweet! Haay that’s all for now, I have to tek him back, I have to say goodbye na…till nek time!

Always,

Everlyn

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Permalink Reply by odraleon on January 19, 2009 at 11:00pm

INDAY

Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo…

Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?

Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.

Amo: [nosebleed]

Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.

Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?

Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen
lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]

Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.

Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?

Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected
the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

Amo: [nosebleed na naman]

Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

Donya: [hinimatay]

Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal's office dahil di makapunta ang amo at donya.

Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.

Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!

Principal: [nag resign]

Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.

Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]

Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior.

Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be
corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!

Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong ilong]

Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday. Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?

Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.

Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]

Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ng kapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate.

Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request - Petition denied.

Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, nagging syota nya rin si Inday. Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong.

Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!"

Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation. Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself"

Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.

Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you'll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you've been wishing for to stay.

Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday.

Amo: [nagpakamatay]


O SYA, TAMA NA YAN AT PUNASAN MO NA ANG IYONG NOSEBLEED.

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Permalink Reply by JESELLE DAYRIT on January 19, 2009 at 11:25pm

isa ako sa mga biggest fan ni inday,,,ang inbox ko punong puno ng mga messages niya, so sad nagpalit na ako ng fone..di ko na mashare..salamat sa post mo noel...it reminded me of days gone by..- love, inday..lol!

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Permalink Reply by odraleon on January 19, 2009 at 11:33pm

Your very much welcome!

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Permalink Reply by JESELLE DAYRIT on January 20, 2009 at 2:04am

walang summary! sa chat ang sipag sipag ng majadera! lol

tin rose said:

HAISSS...i wana read it but i ahve to sleep muna..hahaha ano vah yan back to my addiction!grr!nid to rehab muna!hahah.. be back to this TOPIc tomorrow!..ANG HABA NMN KASI EH!!WALA BANG SUMMARY??LOL

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Permalink Reply by JESELLE DAYRIT on January 20, 2009 at 10:49pm

FOINTs wil tiken! wheee!

tin rose said:

ANG CHAT MABILIS BASAHIN KASI MAIKLI..LOL..DO U GET MY FOINTT??

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Permalink Reply by odraleon on February 20, 2009 at 7:33pm

QUOTES

"As I said before, I don't repeat myself"

"Blind people don't bungee jump.. Its scares the dogs too much"

"Between grand theft and a legal fee, there only stands a law degree"

"Change is good but Dollars are better"

"Don't open the darkroom door, it lets all the dark out"

"Don't you know if all the smokers where laid end to end around the world, three quarters of them would drown?"

"Drive carefully, it's not only cars that can be re-called by their maker."

"Earth is full, GO HOME!"

"Gravity doesn't exist, Earth SUCKS!"

"Growing old is mandatory. Growing up... well, its optional"

"How to store your baby walker. First, remove the baby"

"I am a team player. I just don't play on the same team as you"

"I can handle pain until it hurts"

"If Israelite comes from Israel. Then what do you call people from Paris?"

"If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable"

"I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people living above me are furious."

"I laugh, I smile, and I take Prozac"

"I love you and I have scars to prove it"

"I'm objective; I object to everything"

"I was going to school today, but my doctor recommended not doing anything that causes me stress"

"Jesus loves you! Everyone else thinks you're a butt hole"

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself... 'Where the f*&@ is the ceiling?'"

"Mary had a little lamb. The Doctor was surprised"

"Nice perfume... must you marinate in it?"

"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead"

"Oh dear God.. Please... Save me from your people"

"People in house glasses shouldn't throw stones. Neither should they nail up pictures"

"On the keyboard of life, one finger should always be on the escape key"

"Should the year 2000 VW Beetle car be called the Y2K Bug?"

"STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP! Park elsewhere"

"The original point and click interface was a SMITH WESSON"

"YOU! Off my planet"

Here are some famous last words...

"Don't worry, it's not loaded"

"It's perfectly safe. Here, let me show you"

"What will happen it I touch these two wires toge..."

More quotes to come

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Permalink Reply by JESELLE DAYRIT on February 24, 2009 at 1:20pm

abusadong kalabaw,,,kalahi siguro ng first gentleman yan

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Permalink Reply by jenn ^.^ on February 24, 2009 at 1:36pm

JD said:

abusadong kalabaw,,,kalahi siguro ng first gentleman yan

eventually cguro makakatulong xa...push lang ng push hanggang masira ung fence...nag enjoy p sila...lol

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Permalink Reply by JESELLE DAYRIT on February 24, 2009 at 2:26pm

iba talaga ang brain processor nang mga tao dito..hanep ka tita jenn!!!

that's what they call, looking at the bright side! KUDOS!

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